Welcome to club NFM!

“This isn’t some pop-up shop of motherhood. I’m very much ‘real’ to him”

Hi, I’m notafictionalmum Previously an uptight sales development manager. In 2019 I became a full-time (even more uptight) mother to the most wonderful mini-human who just happens to be adopted. I spend most of my time watching Andy’s dinosaurs adventures, wiping baby bell off the sofa and drop and rolling to the potty when it’s called for quicker than any Marvel superhero.